Dear readers (indeed, if you have not all deserted me by now),
I am sorry.
I am no good at multi-tasking.
I’m clearly not able to juggle working the same grown-up hours as everyone else, a couple of dance classes, a gentleman whom I see on weekends, and a deep, burning desire to zone out on the couch [...]
Tag Archive > food
Hey Coles! Eat This! (Part Two)
Hey Coles! Eat this! (Part One)
I’m sure many of you have seen, through your devoted watching of Australian TV’s Masterchef, the “Feed Your Family For Under $10” promotion that the Coles supermarket chain is currently running (rather directly inspired by a similar promotion run by UK supermarket Sainsburys last year).
The basic premise is (surprisingly enough) that uber-tanned, Oprah-beloved [...]
#veganfail
To find out how long I lasted on my vegan diet before succumbing to omnivorism in a rather spectacular fashion*, please take the 28 days of February, divide it by 2, then divide that by two. Then subtract 3.
Yeah. Four days. Pretty awesome, huh?
The worst part was knowing I’d have to cop to it here, [...]
Learning to speak Veganese
February is a great month.
Sure, it’s hot here in Crazy Upside-Down Land, but it’s the last month before a welcome seasonal change. My city has a multicultural festival during February, meaning actual people are in the city at nighttime for once. There’s a day devoted entirely to love and sometimes one devoted to pancakes. Elizabeth [...]





