Who am I?
Who are YOU? Yeah, that’s right, I’m asking you. Email me or something.
Ahem.
I am a multi-faceted person. Essentially, I am a giant dork. I enjoy carnivals, dancing, interesting conversations, adventure and confusing people by typing in an alternate keyboard layout. I dislike small talk, doing things ironically and food that tastes rusty.
Once, in a fit of shame, I burnt the majority of my old journals and now require some tangible record of my existence. Note that I said ‘tangible’ there, not ‘well-written’, or ‘poignant’ or ‘amusing’.
I’m currently accepting suggestions for a future career path. What do you want me to be when I grow up?
All correspondence and online store gift certificates can be sent to cheney (add a dot) brew (then one of those @ symbols) gmail (don’t forget the ‘com’) .
