This is your captain speaking

Oh, hi.

You’ve probably noticed that everything’s gone and the only thing left is this placeholder text and an ugly theme. How perceptive of you.

If you haven’t noticed, why not? It’s really different. Do you even read this blog? If you’re not my mother, the answer is probably no. That’s ok. The internet is vast and there’s a lot of cool gifs to check out.

But a relaunch is coming. And with it, great things. So check back in sometime. You might like what you see.

Watermelon launch failure gif