Archive > November 2008

With all the trimmings

Happy Thanksgiving kids!
It has recently come to my attention that more than 1 other person reads this site (thanks for your dedication Mum!) and that there may even be as many as 5 different people lurking about. So, hello to you, casual observers!
I now have performance anxiety. Thanks a lot.
I’ve only got a few days [...]

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Addition

This is merely another inclusion in the below post, to be added to list item 4.
Apparently, Americans also do not understand you when you say, “I have a ladder in my stocking”. This is after you’ve mimed what a ladder is to deal with any translation issues, pointed to the hole in your stocking and [...]

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Lessons learnt from USA travel, round 3

1. New York is full of excellent bookstores and really cheap books. When you’re staying in one place for a few weeks, it seems like a great idea to buy a whole stack of books and contemplate the literary pleasure that awaits.
At least until you have to take your luggage on the subway. Sending [...]

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Dear Lingerie Model I Saw At Coney Island

I think I had a way better day than you today and I didn’t even get paid.
I walked along the whole boardwalk from Coney Island to Brighton beach and thoroughly enjoyed the vast, post-apocalyptic deserted carnival wasteland feel of it all. In fact, it was pretty much a dream day for a middle-class bourgeois [...]

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