…I started writing a post, but then I couldn’t find any pictures to illustrate it and I don’t like posting things without pictures unless they’re really short (and this post wasn’t) and then I started looking at Reddit and working on a mixtape, so like, I’ll be SUPER BUSY for the rest of the evening. [...]
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Hey Coles! Eat This! (Part Two)
Dear readers (indeed, if you have not all deserted me by now),
I am sorry.
I am no good at multi-tasking.
I’m clearly not able to juggle working the same grown-up hours as everyone else, a couple of dance classes, a gentleman whom I see on weekends, and a deep, burning desire to zone out on the couch [...]
Hey Coles! Eat this! (Part One)
I’m sure many of you have seen, through your devoted watching of Australian TV’s Masterchef, the “Feed Your Family For Under $10” promotion that the Coles supermarket chain is currently running (rather directly inspired by a similar promotion run by UK supermarket Sainsburys last year).
The basic premise is (surprisingly enough) that uber-tanned, Oprah-beloved [...]
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As part of having a fancy new job (which is OF COURSE the reason why it’s been ages between posts…nothing to do with wanting to sit on the heater with a blanket instead of writing), I recently had to submit to the awesomeness that is a staff security check. But aside from the many, many [...]
